last weekend i went to florida with megan to see tom. it was cool, with the exception of us being in a car most of the trip. tom has by the far the coolest room in all of west palm florida. and for the record tom is now a spitting image of shaggy from scooby doo. anyways the trip was fun as hell and i got a new piece. its a blue/black/white chillum, me and tom ended up calling it khabibulin (the goalie from the tampa bay lightning). i wanted something to remind me of the florida trip and after a half hour we ended up thinking of that.

on another note, i got a job selling vacuums. a week ago from last sunday berbenchuck came over and we called around to different jobs that were in the spinal column. i set up 2 interviews for different jobs, one at 7:00pm that same day and another at 5:00pm the next day. i slept through both of them. then i was suprised with 2 voicemails over 3-4 days from one of the guys about me missing my interview, so i called him back and suprisingly set up another interview without even having to make up an excuse. berbenchuck told me he got the job so i had to get it. i went to the interview dressed in a suit, and i was the only person wearing one out of like 5 people. i called back later and he told me i got it, i was a little suprised but definately happy. it was probably me pimping prada as opposed to everyone else wearing timberlands and north pole that got me the job.

the ad made the job sound like you clean peoples carpets, but i went to one of the training things and i guess i just sell them. i have to show 15 people this vacuum and i make a base 400$ a week. you also get commission for vacuums you do sell, and you get 150-400$ per vacuum. so... if you sell 1-2 vacuums youll start making commission instead of the base pay. they have some checks on the wall ranging from 1000$ to 5000$, and you get checks weekly.

well i gotta start getting ready for more god damn work training. kick out the jams motherfuckers